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    Quote Originally Posted by Chang View Post
    Is that angel at the front playing the accordian?
    So, the Creator of the Universe has a son, born of a virgin who was born without Original Sin and then miraculously impregnated by the Holy Ghost, giving forth a son whose birth and subsequent death would remove all sin from the heart of Man, a birth attended by angels and shepherds and little drummer boys alike, as well as three wise men from the Orient who followed a star... and all you question is the accordian?
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    Moth to a flame.

    Shall we go off on a tangent here and discuss what kind of stupid seppo are you?

    Are you the type that is scared of his own shadow and gets angry and bitter about British people because he doesn't understand them?

    Are you the type of stupid seppo who is a dumb cultural imperialist?

    Are you sthe type of stupid seppo who is paranoid and cries himself to sleep at night for fear of British pubs?

    Are you the type of stupid seppo who just doesn't understand the world outside of his narrow (drunken) perspective?

    Are you the type of seppo who is obviously a relapsing alcoholic?

    Are you the type of stupid seppo who continual comes on this forum posting anti-British childish nonsense?

    Come on, which kind of stupid seppo are you?

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    A number of people on here post stuff about each other's nations, but Mandude is the only poster who gives the impression of being serious and not just throwing a few cheeky, friendly punches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake View Post
    and all you question is the accordian?
    It's clearly a concertina, and not an accordian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by you_me_no_savy_talk_talk View Post
    the impression of being serious
    Where's your ability gone to take the piss and laugh at yourself? Both the thread and the article, penned by a Brit, are relatively harmless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goo_stewart View Post
    Moth to a flame.
    Yes, you seem very attracted to me lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    Yes, you seem very attracted to me lately.
    You seem hell bent on posting anti-British sentiment on every thread you post on, why is that? I think the forum deserves an answer. I shan't hold my breath though.

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    Obviously he doesn't like Brits....

    If he wants to bring it up on every occasion, let him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin Hood View Post
    If he wants to bring it up on every occasion, let him.
    ...or...ignore him....and don't subject the rest of us to GuyGoo on parade...
    ...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...

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    ^yeah, but he does get rattled when you pull him up on it. I kinda like it to see him squirm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by you_me_no_savy_talk_talk View Post
    A number of people on here post stuff about each other's nations, but Mandude is the only poster who gives the impression of being serious and not just throwing a few cheeky, friendly punches.
    oh I dunno.. i could probably think of one more...

    Quote Originally Posted by goo_stewart View Post
    Shall we go off on a tangent here and discuss what kind of stupid seppo are you?

    Are you the type that is scared of his own shadow and gets angry and bitter about British people because he doesn't understand them?

    Are you the type of stupid seppo who is a dumb cultural imperialist?

    Are you sthe type of stupid seppo who is paranoid and cries himself to sleep at night for fear of British pubs?

    Are you the type of stupid seppo who just doesn't understand the world outside of his narrow (drunken) perspective?

    Are you the type of seppo who is obviously a relapsing alcoholic?

    Are you the type of stupid seppo who continual comes on this forum posting anti-British childish nonsense?

    Come on, which kind of stupid seppo are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake View Post
    and all you question is the accordian?
    My understanding was that angels from Heaven played the harp.

    Knowing what I think of the accordian this, presumably, is one of Hell's angels.
    Migrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by goo_stewart View Post
    I kinda like it to see him squirm.
    So that would put you in the Arrogant/Clueless expat category. If you substituted 'American' for 'British' in the article, it would still work. As for squirming, that would be you, as I suspect you need to change your Depends.

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    and goo what kind of a-hole are u? small one, large one, hairy one, maybe slimy? Tell me

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    Interestig thread this has become.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    Both the thread and the article, penned by a Brit, are relatively harmless.
    Yeah, but that's beside the point. We're talking about YOUR tendency to post shit about the Brits, which is eerily consistent and suggests some kind of obsession. I'm America and I don't like the Brits, but you don't see me posting about it every day. You do. That's the sign of some kind of trauma or obsession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by po3try View Post
    oh I dunno.. i could probably think of one more...
    Fair point, but over half of the world's population makes a hobby of hating the Americans--we're used to it. When you police the world, you expect people to hate you. That's fine. But Guy's obsession is truly bizarre, and more than a little sad. Goo's is just dull and unimaginative.

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