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    The Great Aslan has Returned!

    Armed police spent a night and a day searching for a suspected "big cat" after reports of a lion being spotted in a field near a seaside town in Britain.
    Officers scouring the county of Essex, eastern England, overnight while a police helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was deployed to help find the animal, alongside zoo workers armed with tranquilliser guns.
    Officers were contacted shortly before 7pm on Sunday local time with a sighting by holidaymakers of the animal sitting in grassland in the village of St Osyth, near Clacton-on-Sea.
    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/852...h-seaside-town

    All you non-believers bow down and worship his mighty paws.
    We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.

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    No legs?

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    i thought by now...you'd realize,
    there ain't no way to hide your lion eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crew View Post
    i thought by now...you'd realize,
    there ain't no way to hide your lion eyes.

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    Doubters!

    You'll never find your way to Narnia if you don't heed Aslan when he appears.

    Last edited by Umbuku; 28th August 2012 at 10:50.

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    "Essex lion 'probably a dog', says zoologist."

    Of course it is. It's from Essex.
    "Take this, brother; may it serve you well."

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    Probably a Ford Escort with fur stuck to it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddahas View Post
    No legs?
    Kinda like some threads, buddaha

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    News Flash... the Lion will join the cast for the latest series of popular reality show The Only Way is Essex.


    Has he no pride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbuku View Post
    with a sighting by holidaymakers
    Some drunken Brits thought they saw a lion instead of the customary pink elephant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Mandude View Post
    Some drunken Brits
    Yes, that would explain it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Key View Post
    Yes, that would explain it.
    Pardon me dear, that's British holidaymakers.

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