There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.
One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.
Yes, it's bad enough that Thais extract money from each other for simple courtesies such as providing job leads, but when Westerners con women out of savings through promises of marriage ... I'd like to catch up to one of these characters. (drawing finger across throat from ear to ear).
[quote=WilliamBlake;1711504]They want to talk about gender equality? When are they going to start buying us drinks?[/quote
1. when you stop hanging out with whores.
2. when you stop trying to date a girl 20 years younger than you.
3. when you realize dating a thai girl is just like dating EVERY OTHER NATIONALITY.
Par for course for the Philippines.
And I have msn/skyped with a couple of Thai girls.
I had an odd sex cam session with one in fact...
Basically, after chatting awhile (30 minutes) I discovered her thing was watching dudes jack off online.
Her other thing was to tuck her hand down the back of her pants and diddle herself.
At first it dawned on me that "she" might be a ladyboy. Then it dawned on me that she wasn't...but just wanted to diddle herself on the sly.
Never saw that one before!
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Back when I was single, I signed up for a dating site and a girl in Thailand contacted me. This site wasn't Thailand-specific, nor was I looking for Thai girls. I knew nothing about Thailand back then, and wasn't too interested in it.
She flirted with me for about a month and then said that her brother was becoming a monk and would I like to visit and see the ceremony? I said yes at first, but I had just finished my Ph.D. and was unemployed, so I lacked the cash to go, so I told her I couldn't make it. She then asked if I wanted to donate $150 to have my name written in some book that would be part of the ceremony. I declined.
She did, however, refer me to a job at an international school that paid about 70k baht plus free housing. Oh how different my life would be if I'd gone for it.
I'm in Isaan you dumb cunt. Do you know what poverty is? No? Well your fucking brain does.
I don't try. They come to me. I'm not that old, but I dated girls younger than me in my home country too. Got a problem with that as well?2. when you stop trying to date a girl 20 years younger than you.
So "EVERY OTHER NATIONALITY" has a dowry system, a Third World education, no social security, and no faith in its justice system, does it?3. when you realize dating a thai girl is just like dating EVERY OTHER NATIONALITY.
Son, you're so fucking out of your league it would be best for you to fuck off home before you embarrass yourself any further.
You really fell for that post hook, line, and sinker.
Point 1 was predictable, 2. is a waste of time to address, but 3....
...now that is so far out there that you have to know the writer is either trolling, totally green, or, at best, a clueless idealist.. when you realize dating a thai girl is just like dating EVERY OTHER NATIONALITY.
Thai girls like every other girl out there?
Not in a million years!
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It's amazing how many Thai women on-line want this. Most don't but there are net nymphos who can't get enough of 'helping' guys climax. Some of the horniest are the married Thai women who have cyber bfs.
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I've talked dozens of Thai girls into stripping, getting on their beds on their hands and knees and ... oh, don't get me started.![]()
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I've mostly "interacted with"Koreans and Chinese...and many women are into this.
Most want to watch but not let you see them.
Some want to watch and let you see their face.
A minority will full on play.
And I have a story that might pull TOAC out of his depression...
Basically I ran across a Korean girl that was a true dominant. She had a hair fetish and would tell you exactly how to position yourself, when to start, pop, etc.
And then you were "dismissed" til she needed/wanted you again.
That was step one.
Then she would tell you about her Japanese girlfriend (Yuki) and offer threesomes with her and her girlfriend.
But there was a catch...
First, you had to let one of her "boytoys" suck you off...
Some minor intrigue aside...I figured out her game.
Basically, if you let one of her "boytoys" suck you off...she and her gf would orgy your little ass off. Then, once you were hooked...they would up the stakes.
They would cut off the orgies...and only let you continue with them...if you became one of their "boytoys"....
This one laid on the bed...on her side, and just tucked one arm behind her.
It took me awhile to figure out where that hand was and what it was doing.
IA
ps. This girls Japanese gf was smoking hot. They were true bi's and just loved to party. It was hard to turn them down.![]()
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You've been really good at that lately.![]()
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Sorry, no pics.
Both girls were so hot, though.
After I didn't "bite"at the opportunity to get sucked off by one of their boytoys the Korean gf went on a full court press to try to draw me in.
She flicked on the cam one time and started sucking off some dude. [Wow she was so good]
Then she let me know that could be me.
Then "she" flicked on the cam another time and it was her Japanese gf and she was buck naked and just said, "Hi, my gf X said that you're hot and she wants you to play; but she says you're no fun..."
Then she started dancing for me and when I still didn't bite...she just "dismissed me."
About a year later I saw some guy online who posted the exact same situation as me and asked if anyone knew how he could get in touch with the girl. He made some pitiful public apology about how sorry he was...and how he would do anything she wanted if she would only let him "back in"...
IA
ps. These girls were true freaks and had a real conveyor belt operation. I learned alot from them.![]()
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