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    Please help. I have a headache

    I was up all night counting my disposable cash and going over my stock portfolio. Then these unruly runway models started banging on my door begging to see me dance in my Speedos. I was so upset I jumped in my Bugatti and took a drive around my gated community. What a headache! Maybe a nice hot baht would help. Please advise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    Maybe a nice hot baht would help

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    nice hot baht

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    Put down the hammer and take 2 aspirin.
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    jd, i know you're widely pitied but please change your av cos everytime i see it i think jimbo is posting and then i start to wonder when jimbo became a twat. i know you're very proud you found the av for him but you're 346 years old now. it's time to grow up and get your own identity.

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    Has that lil ugly pig choked on a hair ball and died yet?

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    Don't worry Jonny, I understand you. That's why I have to say...

    Not that length of posting life should matter, any more than a penis, but you've been here 5 minutes and all you've done is attention seek. Where's your real content? Your topics suck, their titles suck and worse of all your writing sucks. You might be in the wrong game. This was called for due to the cack you keep starting. You're a cack starter, twisted cack starter. Your headache is the cranium-shrinking stuff of such tedium to match your biggest vagina topic, but at least this one is worth posting in just to hope that your eyes passing over the two words quality and control might do some good. I doubt it though, 'cos if you ain't a troll you do got some issues

    Sorry Anna, it slipped out like what I thought was a fart. Alright, I'm lying and I did push a bit. But come on, some of this crud is far from firm in the hand.

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    I agree with all that. FYI I am paid to start threads. That's how randy for traffic this site is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    begging to see me dance in my Speedos.
    I am happy to spend my 8,000th post on this and say that that visual will suppress my appetite for the foreseeable future.
    4 more years!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    Please advise.
    Since you are renowned in your field, perhaps you should retire. Oh, please don't tell me you're retired already, are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleabag View Post
    You're a cack starter, twisted cack starter
    titter

    Quote Originally Posted by po3try View Post
    you're 346 years old now. it's time to grow up
    this thread got legs for miles. i think he's a cunt too

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    LB, you enigmatic bitch - what is you up to, homies??

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    He never recover from that moped crash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    Please help. I have a headache
    Do you have coke?

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