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    This is the thread where you laugh at me

    I met my Thai gf in Canada last summer. She was my first Thai and first Asian for that matter. I thought she was the most beautiful thing ever. Last December I went with her to Bangkok, met her parents, friends.... she really makes an effort and shows me Bangkok like I have never seen it before. I really felt kinda special. Oh, yeah.... turns out she is some kind of hi-so which I never would have guessed by her lifestyle here in Canada, but in Bangers it was all bling bling. Anyway, I asked her why she wants to be with me since I am not rich and she keeps telling me that she doesn't like Thailand because everyone is judgmental and it's all appearance.... and as long as I "try" it's gonna be ok. So we take a plane back to Canada, but due to her quitting courses, her student visa gets canceled and she is back on the Airplane to Bangkok a week later. No, problem, we'll keep in touch (which we did) and we'll meet in Japan for my Birthday.

    I meet her at the gate in Narita and right away she acts a bit distant. I am thinking it is probably due to flight exhaustion and eventually she gets back to normal. However, I notice a very selfish behavioral pattern, starting with me getting sick like a dog and her insisting we go around and take pictures so she can update her hi-so lifestyle on facebook. At this point she is really acting like a lunatic and I know Thailand has gotten into her. Like a pig, I sneak inside her iPhone and notice a chat with her friend asking about the boyfriend situation and she replying so-so. Since it is all half Thai half English I don't understand a lot being said, but I notice something like give him a last fuck and go. So all pissed off I ask her about this and she goes on about how she has issues and it's all her fault, yada, yada, yada.... I tell her no, you are just spoiled and lazy to which she replies, yea..? So what?

    To make a long story short I ask her the next day if she is dumping me and she says that she prefers the work break up. Ok, then I find out how her parents are disappointed with a choice she made, how I don't have a "real" job (yet I can somehow afford long vacations in Thailand and just piss off to Japan), how I am always negative (she has a point there) etc.....

    I literally just arrived from the airport as I write this and since I have no friends too, I decided to share this story with you, lucky members.

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    hahahahahahahaha....i'll come back read the OP later.
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    Good riddance to bad company....

    Just move on.

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    Good luck...I know it ain't easy. I've been there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddahas View Post
    I tell her no, you are just spoiled and lazy to which she replies, yea..? So what?
    It's endemic. I found a new girl recently. She started texting I love u, etc, etc, almost straight away. A week later, after several requests for Blackberrys, iPhones, cash, and gold necklaces were politely turned down, she announces that she is no longer interested. I wonder what "love" means to these people.
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    I honestly think we would have been ok if she stayed in Canada. I think family and Thailand got into her.

    Makes me really sick about the whole situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddahas View Post
    Makes me really sick about the whole situation.
    Another pint? Might have one me'self...

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    buddahas, how old are you? This is pretty relevant to the advice we can give.

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    she is 27

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    Oh, well if you're 39 you don't need our advice--you know what to do.

    Godspeed. You know another prettier one is around the corner.

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    Sorry bud, but

    We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange View Post
    You know another prettier one is around the corner.
    Yeah, but what's she doing standing on corners?

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    What corner of Canada is that? Anyone?

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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to WilliamBlake again."

    Fuck. No one deserves reputation more than you do right now at this moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange View Post
    Fuck. No one deserves reputation more than you do right now at this moment.
    Or this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange
    Reputation. No one deserves fuck more than you do right now at this moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddahas View Post
    she is 27
    and Thai, .
    I thought it was gonna be a funny story, it's just another whitey meets thai girl story.

    fuhgeddaboudit

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