You should hear the stories my grandfather told me about my church going grandmother when he was pissed. What an evil bitch. Unfortunately for him ... divorce was frowned upon in his day.Originally Posted by Anna Key
See? Pure evil they are, with their hats, and their jam making, and their mint imperials.
"Take this, brother; may it serve you well."
Those tea urns are shrapnel bombs just waiting for the day of judgement.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
and the 'jam', it isn't really jam
fred
I bet grandma had some great stories about grandpa when he hit the sauce too hard.
...more likely with their evil tongues, curtain twitching, and spiteful behavior...
...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
^ I bet you had a lot of experience with the curtain twitchers, tc.
...just the Christian ones...
Scary stuff indeed.
Oh definitely. Church-going old ladies are the stuff of horror films. Whereas bitter old queens....well.....
41 seconds in one of God's children lets out big yawn. Apparently His grace knocks you out like an ambien.
So he had to kill her? Probably had a good insurance policy.
"While Jim is milking the Russian Boar, I'm in the shade of a Baobab tree being served a cool drink by a beautiful young indigenous girl. "
Marlin Perkins
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