How about drug smuggler? You wanna slave away the rest of your life, or make that big score that could see you relaxing away the rest of your days on a bar stool in Pattaya?
Alternatively ... forget it. Go to Patters and jump.
Or even .....Ho ho ho
The only job with better holidays than teaching.
I never really gave a thought to how Santa and the elves made their money on the other 364 days but that is one possibility.