Sharky's back!
I Went to Pattaya for the Sex, I Stayed for the Steroids
By Matt Shea
September 24, 2012
Imagine if Charles Bronson loaded up on steroids, waltzed out of prison, bought a huge apartment in Thailand, and spent the rest of his days sleeping with prostitutes, posting photos of said prostitutes to his Facebook page, zealously championing misogyny, and fighting for animal rights. And taking more steroids.
Add a couple of tribal tattoos and you've got Tim "Sharky" Ward, the Australian man who moved to Pattaya, Thailand, and became an internet celebrity earlier this year for taking a bunch of steroids and posting photos of prostitutes on Facebook. I suppose that makes him a worthy-enough interview subject as it is, but I also wanted to speak to him to gain some insight into why so many Australians are moving to Pattaya.
The sex trade there is no secret. Prostitutes charge about $15 a night and most rely on that money to feed their entire family. However, since many men are looking for a girlfriend or wife in these women, those with families have to pretend they are single and child-free, which has led to bloggers like StickmanBangkok, a friend of Sharky's, conducting surveillance on the women to make sure they're telling the truth. It's exploitative and sad and everything else that usually goes along with the sex industry in developing countries, and most other countries for that matter.
But sex isn’t all that’s drawing people to Pattaya. Sharky is part of a growing community of Australian bodybuilders who move there for the cheap steroids you can buy over the counter at pharmacies. As you can probably imagine, this anabolic-fueled sex-tourist paradise is on its way to becoming the historical zenith of douche-baggery, with Sharky as its king. I spoke to him to find out how life there is unfolding for him.
Read the full interview here:
I Went to Pattaya for the Sex, I Stayed for the Steroids | VICE
Last edited by cluezo; 26th September 2012 at 05:32.
my mate
Snippets:
Wow, that's very impressve. Can you estimate how many women you’ve slept with?
Well, it’s over a thousand in Australia and it’s over a thousand here. To be honest, it took me a lot longer to do my thousand in Australia ‘cause I had relationships.
So I take it you’re not a one woman kind of guy?
No. Fuck ‘em. They’re all cunts. I’ve been through too much to know that it just ends in heartache.
But there can only be a limited number of bar girls in Thailand—what happens when you’ve slept with them all?
Oh, they come from the villages, like Isan in the north. There are new girls arriving every day and the old ones leave. It’s the circle of life, you know? I do double up, but it's been brand new girls for the last two days. They all want to come to Pattaya. They want gold. They want to live the dream. They wanna meet the rich Western guy that’s gonna take her back to his country and look after her.
Have you ever accidentally been with a ladyboy?
I tell you what, I knocked out the last one with a cock that I brought back home. If I find out they’re a fuckin’ liar, I'll knock ‘em the fuck out. SMACK! Take that, you cunt. I’m getting better at picking them because I’ve actually been here a long time and I know the signs to go for. They know me now, too, and they know I’d knock them out. It’s the Wild West here, man.
Wanker
BullshitOriginally Posted by cluezo
Have you ever been with a girl who’s a normal size? Or are they all just Thai Bratz dolls?
The thing about Asian girls is they’ve got tight pussies. When I was with my Australian girl, I used to stick it in her ass all the time. She had a massive fuckin’ pussy, so some nights I’d just stick it in her ass. You don’t need to stick it in these girls’ asses because their pussies are so tight. I’m a fuckin’ huge guy, man. These girls aren’t that fuckin’ small. If you stood in front of me, you’d be like “oh FUCK!” Understand?
vice has to be one of the great journalistic institutions of our age.
This is more than vice...this is verbal masturbation
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yea but...there is sex...and there is just supidity...that guy is just full of it...I have known Australians like that...in Pattaya too...but they aren't typical...just wankers
I love the continued fantasy he is peddling about working with the paedo police, it really just smacks of someone who is covering for his own misdeeds...
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He seems nice
Is he a New Yorker?
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Sounds like that to me too
Weren't you supposed to interview him at one time?
^nah, I couldn't find him - but apparently I am one of the most incompetent snoops out there as every fucker seems to be able to track him down...
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