Thread: My Ph.D.

I've decided to scan and link a copy of my Ph.D. certificate to prove my credentials to all of you:

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Here's my transcripts: http://i.imgur.com/gW1u1.png

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And my M.A. http://i.imgur.com/cPM4w.png

http://i.imgur.com/WDIjj.png

Originally Posted by tomcat

JD School of the Posting Arts

My supervisor was at the cutting edge in the science of staying hard.

Color me confused.

Originally Posted by tomcat

internet hardness isn't quite the same as real life

My thesis explored the implications of a post-internet hardness singularity. Sadly, I lacked the funding to have my hypothesis tested with the JDHC (Johnny Danger Hardon Collider) in Bern.

Wow, what a surprise, an OP about you and some old guy you're afraid of on an Internet forum. Typical PhD behavior.

Class: A guy with as PhD but you don't know it cause he never brings it up.
Low Class: A guy with a PhD he never mentions but you somehow get the sense he's better than you.
No Class: A guy you never met but posts on an Internet forum and talks about his education 20 times a day.

Originally Posted by jonny danger

some old guy you're afraid of on an Internet forum

Afraid of!

JD, you have given me so much entertainment--I don't know how to pay you back. It's a shame after your Thai experiences you've stopped drinking, or I'd buy you a drink. How about dinner? Can I tempt you with a steak? I'm buying!

Of course you're afraid. Why else would you melt down and post shit like this? You're a phony, get it, a phony, and I know it. That's why you're afraid. Afraid of being exposed.

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Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange

It's a shame after your Thai experiences you've stopped drinking

I never started so I never stopped. I hate drunks. They're boring .. like you.

Originally Posted by jonny danger

Why else would you melt down and post shit like this?

It's hysterical, jd. Your obsession with me is really, really funny. That's why I--and several other people on this forum--laugh at you daily. And that's also one of the main reasons why I keep coming back to this forum. To see your obsession with me get worse and worse.

Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange

That's why I--and several other people on this forum--laugh at you daily.

Appeal to the masses ... logical fallacy #7. Typical PhD behavior.

Originally Posted by jonny danger

Appeal to the masses ... logical fallacy #7.

Yes--the fact that we all find you pathetic and funny does not prove that you are in fact pathetic and funny. The fact that you spend your time on an internet forum attacking strangers while living in abject poverty in L.A. after washing out of Thailand in such a shameful way is much better evidence.

Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange

To see your obsession with me get worse and worse.

You're a sexually twisted lying motherfucker. That's why I like to torture you. If your button were more difficult to find it'd be a better challenge I have to admit.