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    I think I found out why I keep waking up depressed

    I have a little trouble sleeping, so every night I put up Alex Jones on my internet radio. Not that I love or hate the man, I just find he puts me to sleep really fast. Then I usually wake up around 3am to 4am to turn the radio off. Every morning I wake up with anxiety attacks and it takes me a few hours to shake it off.

    Last night I decided not to put Alex Jones and just go to sleep reading. I woke up upbeat and in good mood.

    Okay.

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    well then, there you have it. That'll save you thousands in shrink bills and Xanax prescriptions

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    explains a lot

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    You've been sleep absorbing vitriolic bullshit.
    We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.

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    which is why he can't keep a woman

    ---Update---

    This guy? You go to sleep listening to this humorless twat and his fake outrage? This guy? Never heard of him til now. Wow. Good luck to you buddah.


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    Quote Originally Posted by buddahas View Post
    Every morning I wake up with anxiety attacks and it takes me a few hours to shake it off.
    No shit. His voice is the equivalent of waiting to hear bad news from Darth Vader with a throat cold.

    I made it through 14 seconds.
    There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.

    One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.







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    At first I thought this thread was titled, 'I think I found out why I keep waking up dead.' I gotta stop watching so many zombie movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddahas View Post
    so every night I put up Alex Jones on my internet radio. Not that I love or hate the man, I just find he puts me to sleep really fast.
    OMG!
    Frederick Douglass: Find out just what any people will quietly submit to
    and you have found out the exact measure of injustice
    and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these
    will continue till they are resisted with either
    words or blows, or with both.

    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn;
    “Don’t believe them, don’t fear them, don’t ask
    anything of them.”

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    Listening to Alex Jones is the #2 sign of schizophrenia, just behind wearing a hat made of tin-foil...

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    You must be talking about Johhny Danger

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    I keep waking up with a stiffy. I haven't really thought too much about finding out why, though.

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    ^^Johnny Danger does a radio show? Does Keekwai ever call in? I'd listen to that...

    There really should be an AF internet radio show. Who's willing to host it? I'm not tech savvy enough...

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