my gf in college found a stray rottweiler/doberman mix,a real mean and stupid dog. It tried to bite me once, i beat the shit out of it. After that the dog followed me everywhere and never gave me any problems again. it pays to be an asshole sometimes
There's a power struggle going on at the moment - well, for the last few weeks actually - as the alpha dog of my street dog gang is failing a bit. Old age is getting to him and he can hardly see, the poor fucker. Anyway, his eldest 'son', 'Kevin', has sensed that the top job may be his, and he has started to become a real arsehole.
Kevin takes every opportunity to have a fight with his dad, and it gets vicious. Very vicious.
It kicked off the other day in my driveway when the gardener couldn't be arsed to close the gate properly and they sneaked in for the shade. Then they had a fight over the best spot. Christ, did they kick off.
I had to take a bamboo stick to the pair of them. All I've ever had to do in the past is wave it about. Whoosh! They run. Now, on this occasion, Ol' Alpha had enough sense to scuttle off (bumping into things) but Kevin actually fronted me up. Seriously. He gave me the full-on snarl as if he meant business. I tanned his arse. No way does he get away with that.
Now, he's kissing my arse everytime I go out.
I'm the daddy - he's the greenhouse dog. 'Where's yer tool?'
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"Take this, brother; may it serve you well."
A well aimed empty Leo bottle can also teach a valuable lesson to canine interlopers.
I've known every single one of those dogs - save for Alpha and Mama - since they were puppies. All of them have been given shelter at some point; when Kevin was just a few weeks old there was a tremendous downpour and Mama brought the whole litter in - one by sodden one - with my permission. His eyes weren't even open.
I kept that fucker alive with pizza crusts soaked in milk when he was sick.
I'm damned if I'm going to let him come the hard bastard with me.
Another thing that irks me about dogs is that they are so needy. You have to do so many things for them. But cats on the other-hand...
Cats and me get on. We get on just fine. Our mutual contempt is a fine basis for the relationship.
Cat: Fuck you.
Me: Fuck you.
Cat: Fuck you.
Me: Fuck you too.
Me: Pot and kettle job there, cat.
Cat: Fuck you.
Me: Fuck you, cat bastard.
(Cat nibbles its own cock and looks smug)
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we (my dog and I...) had a bit of trouble with soi dogs in our moo bahn when we first moved in. 'Owners' would feed them but not them in their house so they would hang around outside and fight off every dog that even got near. Which was a bit of a bitch seeing as we live the furthest away from the field so have to pass every single one.
After getting pissed and walking the dog one day I found myself making my little pug stand tall on their 'turf'. My dog never really gave a shit about them but he'd jog a bit faster if they started running so I made him stand there, we both did. him bored and confused. me drunk and goading some poor little soi dog on to 'come and have a go if he thinks he's hard enough'. Maybe they pity us but since then they leave us alone. EVen when we walk past and they are having a fight between themselves they stop to let us past and continue on afterwards. Maybe they stop to laugh and take the piss but somchai seems happy enough, even taking a shit on their soi sometimes
most of the Thai dog walkers here have a stick or something.
I just have this dawg as back up.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to po3try again.
Nice one, Po.
oh dogs in thaiand, I recently chased one nasty fcker who always goes for anyone on a bicycle, right into its yard, a woman came out and started on me, pointed at the dog, did the slit throat and rode off.
Around my apparment ghetto there are more and more dogs, big fights have broken out, the other day they were carrying on out side my window, well i'm up a few floors, there was about 10 dogs with 2 fcking, so i dropped some fireworks bang bang bye bye dogs.