Thread: Sharky's Twitter feed

Originally Posted by Nathan Jones

About time you went to bed, innit?

Only a few more minutes. I'll finish this Horlicks and then I'm off to bed.

It was so quiet on here tonight I felt like I was just talking to myself sometimes.

Originally Posted by cluezo

Imagine what I go through with living in this yankee timezone. Tumbleweeds at times....

I make up imaginary friends and then sit them around me.

It's not too great. We argue. They fucking hate me. I'm not that keen on them - but at least I'm polite about it - and then before I know it, it's the wee small hours of the next day and I'm having a fist fight with my id.

It's not all wine and roses.

Originally Posted by cluezo

Maybe we should start some kind of 12 step thingy.

Oooh, no. Oh, no, no. All that sitting around in a fucking circle, trying to outdo the last wankers' story of his descent into a living hell? God, no.

The last time I was in the nuthouse (nothing bad - just a MHA Section 136) I couldn't get out until I'd come up with a good misery story. I obliged, naturally.

Then some cunt's nodding away and telling me I'm making progress. They love it, man. If you want to get out of those wards, don't try convincing anybody you're sane - instant fail - go full-on outrageous, make some bad shit up, make 'progress', and you'll be out in a week. Guaran-fucking-teed.

Originally Posted by cluezo

It is the absolute worst. Cultish, submit-to-a-higher, display-all-your-warts, primitive catechism voodoo bullshit.

We should do it. As organisers - sorry, facillitators - not as participants. There's some cash in all that madness shit. Someone's getting it.

sharky on al jazeera...

First time I have heard him speak, doesn't he sound camp, and not a little gay?

sounds like he knows what he's talking about; but it doesn't take long for him to bring ladyboys into the discussion...you gotta wonder..11:50