Nick

Cheers Liz. I'd love to recreate that pic of you next to the Great Wall Of China. Busted me up when I saw that!

kiwiling

New Zealand (did you know I was from NZ?) has the best cuisine in the world. Mind you, I went to a top notch place once, and it was run entirely by feminazis! So I punched one of the waitresses in the head then left.
Anyway, I've drawn this map to show you where NZ is in the world.....here we are, right next to *swallows hard* Australia. What do you mean it looks tiny compared to NZ?! Fucking feminazi!!!

Om Bak

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Nick

zehner

zehner

Check out the fantastic norks on these Korean birds! They're in a girl band and they're wearing school uniforms but they are all still entirely shaggable. Put 'em on the back of me bike, kick off the lbfm and away we go with a bottle of Johnny Walker Red and a tube of Ky Jelly. Paradise in LoS


who?

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WilliamBlake

Macs are great aren't they? I love this little white box of joy! Okay, I once dropped it off the bed when I reached the gravy stroke to nakedkoreanteachingassistants.net and yeah, there was that ant infestation situation but honestly I've never been happier! So happy that I'm thinking of going for a PC next...
(Pssst! Anyone wanna buy a Mac?)

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zehner

^answer mine ya buffalo riding heathen

nick

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I can't see the pic

Nick

WilliamBlake

Matthew.

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howdooski

What if you took a cat, a nuclear weapon, a vile of piss and a tomato and then shook them around for a bit?! Come on, your turn.

trep

Look, PC users are akin to a Navy Seal; they can handle anything that their machine throws at them. Mac users seem like Thai teenagers; obsessed with their appearance but with nothing worthwhile to say.

No, I've never owned a Mac. No, I've never really used a Mac. I did see a bloke using one in a movie once and it looked like he was having a few problems.
No, I couldn't see the screen, but he was frowning a bit.

Look, here's a list of devices that don't work with a Mac, proving them useless in my book:

- Tablespoons
- Boxer shorts
- Lawnmowers
- Biros

jonny danger

Heng:

Now I ask you (as I sit here at mum's place just having a big dinner), just what the Hell (as if there were such a place) is wrong (this is for you who think a lot about right and wrong) with making a fortune in toothpicks (my taxes last year were 10X your silly income fella! Betcha don't have an R210SG Rolex, squatter)?

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MisterStretch

Jimbo?
the animaster?

I was sitting at a delightful road side stall, enjoying the wafting aromas from the wok, being stirred by a lass with fire and verve in her eyes. I then decided to stroll down the main thoroughfare, tossing a jaunty wave at the locals who have come to envy me and the ways I have with their sisters, cousins and daughters, when I spied heaven on high heels.

It was a vision, the likes of which I have had only in my pre-dawn cravings, a lass that could only be described as arabesque in a Tiger dress.

Who?

esoteric1

^WilliamBlake

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