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blackjack · 22nd January 2006, 14:14

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raphaela28- hey wow everythings great at my new school! the team are really young and enthusiastic. it's all hey wow great! The students are amazing! i'll take them under my wing and tell them all the great things to do in LOS. great wages, great weather, great people! I'm here till I die. Thank you Thailand!

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I hate my job. Shit wages, shit weather, Thais are stupid. My friend says I can earn a million times more money being a refuse collector in Zambia. Fuck you all. I'm outta here.

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Anyone seen my Prozac?

Smeg - I can't believe how stupid you stupid idiots are to live in Thailand, not that I care or even think about it at all for one second, it just makes me laugh that you're so stupid is all, hahahahahahaha! I feel sorry for you because you're so stupid! Stupid idiots.

Not that I care, here in Bournemouth the sun is shining and I can go mountain climbing, water-skiing, surfing, jungle trekking or white water rafting, depending on how I feel, it's all literally minutes from my front door. That's unless of course I'm in the mood for fine wining and dining or simply cruising around in one of my fleet of Rolls Royces to check out Bournemouth (recently voted by the Bournemouth Tourist Association as being "the most exotic and desirable holiday destination in the world").

You want Thai women? Everyone knows that the most beautiful Thai women on the planet live in Bournemouth. I have 37 Thai girlfriends here, and they all dead-heated for first in the Miss Universe pageant. Plus in my new employment I get paid 13 000 pounds an hour for sitting at home masturbating and watching football. There's loads of jobs like that here in Bournemouth. Sure beats Thailand, where they make you work 23 hours a day, 7 days a week, and then when you go to collect your pay they laugh at you and hit you with a rubber hose. How stupid is that.

columbia · 22nd January 2006, 16:26

Good shit!

Jon · 22nd January 2006, 23:11

Marko - After 73 days of queueing up outside the British Embassy in full sun only to be told by some jumped up chinless wonder with acne and bumfluff (and that's only after I'd kickbacked the old Gurkha boy on the door with 20 Krong Thip) that they needed 6 authenticated copies of my Bok Por 7 or whatever the fu ck it's called and not 4 and that I'd have to go back the next Wednesday because Monday was a UK bank holiday and Tuesday was a Thai holiday (when do these civil servants do any work?) I was inches away from decking the cu nt. Kui dragged me away and we headed off to Big Tom's banana pancake hut and flophouse, where she sat outside slurping on sticks and phlegm with smelly Thais while I was waited on by a raghead chickboy, who had piss stains on his trousers, that's when he could be bothered to look up from his grubby comic. Why I bothered I'll never know. The meat pie was cold, full of gristle and had funny white things in it, and the chips were like the fingers of an old lady who'd died about 10 years ago. Big Fat Tom wouldn't know how to run a whorehouse in Pattaya. If you have any computer problems pm me. If you don't like what I write sod off!

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Kenkaniff - Now Marko I think even you'll agree that was a teency bit OTT, n'est-ce pas? I don't like to sound pedantic but I think you'll find it's the Sok Por 7 not the Bok Por 7, there is a difference you know, pm on the way darling. I like it when you get angry, it reminds me of me and my mates in Reading when we used to do a few Es, a few of them are dead now, but, where was I?

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Bangkok Phil - threads like this remind me why I rarely visit the Virtual Pub these days.

Matthew · 22nd January 2006, 23:25

You know I could see that coming from a mile away young man. And you know that. In 20 years you'll see what I mean about this whole thing. :chug:

-Aging One.
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Too long in Exile.....

dirty dog · 22nd January 2006, 23:34

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Originally Posted by columbia

dirtydog- Come on over to teak door! We've got 100s of fascinating threads (well, at least half a dozen) For example, "Where can I buy grouting for my bathroom in Kalasin?" (Last post 23rd November 1987- 2 replies) and " Do you want to see a picture of my knob and a pre-pubescent girl?" (last post 3 seconds ago 10000000 replies)

(All tongue in cheek folks!)

obviously you being american you aint got a proper sized english knob, that is nothing to be ashamed of, well unless you are a black american that is.

the bit which i take offence to you foking cnut is the pre pubescent girl pics, do you have pics of underage gals on your pc? do you surf the net looking for them?

Harry · 23rd January 2006, 01:30

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Originally Posted by columbia

dirtydog- Come on over to teak door! We've got 100s of fascinating threads (well, at least half a dozen) For example, "Where can I buy grouting for my bathroom in Kalasin?" (Last post 23rd November 1987- 2 replies) and " Do you want to see a picture of my knob and a pre-pubescent girl?" (last post 3 seconds ago 10000000 replies)

One of the better threads over there, IMO

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It's polecat Thursday! - But which one is the fake?

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Originally Posted by keeshou

Captain Senseless - I'm saving all underage Jailbait from you old perverted bastards, so that I may redistribute their pictures at my leisure to prove my prowess. Anyone who doesn't see the logic in that has been overinfluenced by the American media machine, which is NOT run by an Australian (since changing his nationality meant an immediate mind format), Media Mogul.

So often the truth is more amusing than fiction

bulldog · 23rd January 2006, 01:39

columbia · 23rd January 2006, 07:30

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Originally Posted by dirty dog

obviously you being american

Well if being born and bred about 50 miles from the birthplace of Lord Horatio Nelson makes me a nephew of Uncle Sam then bring on the pancakes and syrup with a side order of grits and a copy of "Guns And Ammo" is all I can say.

grasshopper · 23rd January 2006, 07:49

marko - well of course you don't have to be an English techer (sp?) to teach in Thailand I mean all you have to do is knock out a few websites and do some other technical shit that no-one knows how to do and you're sorted and can stay in Samut Prakan forever. Whoopee. Where's that Chivas?

LDMA - course I haven't got so much time for the board now what with the kid and everything but I do know the last time the board was down it took me ages to get it up again and I have an idea who's behind it but in the meantime I'll just keep the swear filter going and everything will be ok and Songkhla's wonderful by the way, you can get fish and chips here.

Champagne Charlie - the South sucks and so does everyone in it and I wouldn't trust a Muslim further than I can spit by golly and I never mention my friends or a gf on here.

Shaggy - Shanghai's fucking great I've been here for ever and will never leave fuck me the Chinese birds who no Chinese bloke will look at are so gorgeous and love shagging me and fuck you lot, who'd live in Thailand?

columbia · 23rd January 2006, 12:49

Kerux- I have discovered that in fact KFC were responsible for 9/11.
www.iamnuttyasafruitcakewithnofriends.com

Look at the facts.

1) If you take the letters KFC, remove some and add some more what do you get? WTC!

2) GWBs secretary was seen entering a convenience store in Washington DC on the morning of 9-11. She purchased a bottle of mineral water and a sandwich. Obviously stocking up for any potential attack. This store is no more than 1 mile from a branch of KFC. Coincidence?

3) Colonel Sanders. An ex-military man with links to wet-ops and Operation Phoenix in Vietnam.
http://www.ihavenoproofwhatsoeverapa...llownutter.org

4) The CEO of KFC took a flight out of the country on 17th July 1998 for a holiday in Japan. Japan is no more than a few thousand kilometres from GWBs great ally, Saudi Arabia.

5) Donald Rumsfelt eats chicken. As does Condaleeza Rice.

You see you poor blinkered fools? The truth is under right your nose!!! Wake up Amerikkka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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I have made a further discovery (which the rest of you couldn't as you're asleep to the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) The above links don't work!!!!! Internet censorship by the fascist Gestapo in the United Police State of Amerikkka!!! Head for the hills!!!!! (Don't forget to take a compass, sensible walking shoes, a thermos of hot soup and a couple of sandwiches made by your mum))

Chang · 23rd January 2006, 13:15

kenkannif

Look, me and the missus, we're well happy mate. Take a look at the holiday pics.

kenkannif · 23rd January 2006, 13:17

My poodle is tan.

Never was a pill head either Jon

I like proper drugs!

Chang · 23rd January 2006, 14:07

I should have known, nothing effeminite about you ken.

kenkannif · 23rd January 2006, 14:41

LoL, honestly it's an unfluffy one

mrsquirrel · 23rd January 2006, 14:44

Captain Cuntface - Look it is ok to go on a witch hunt when its not you who is being hunted but when it does become you just lie a lot and make up some bullshit. If you are lucky you can get away with it if not just go realy quiet and say that you had personal problems to sort out.

Jellybean - NO you are right I am wrong. You are the man remember.

Snaff, Milkman,Arnold, I am Robot... (insert other username ) - Oh shit its finally happened I can't remember who I really am any more.

LDMA - Please feel free to hold your arguments in my forum. I really think it helps the image of teachers in Thailand to have the discussion of whether or not other forums members should be allowed to call each other kiddy fiddlers and post photos of their nieces on here.

Unwell - I admit it I am the bastard who keeps deleting your posts.

BangkokPhil - Have I told you about the time when I went to the Filipino dentist and ended up helping her whole family come over here and to teach.

Ajarn Farang - I admit it the Nonthaburi Project is shite and I really am the director of it. Do you like my new Mercedes by the way?