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columbia · 22nd January 2006, 08:36

Diaw-
Due to my investigations into Dr. Martens Theory Of Quarxian Particle Accleration at Chula Uni Idiscovered by myself the very crux of the problem faced by the most brilliant minds in academia there (the janitor). To whit they'd forgotten to plug the computer in. Utilizing this new found concept I managed to travel back in time and space to Mukdahan where I found (to my amazement) that my wifes brother was in fact her husband. This brings a whole newequation to Professor Plums Theory Of Interfamily Relationships In The Korat Plateau, an area I will investigate in depth at my new seat of learning where they respect my opinions-Fun English Camp in Si Saket.

dirtydog- Come on over to teak door! We've got 100s of fascinating threads (well, at least half a dozen) For example, "Where can I buy grouting for my bathroom in Kalasin?" (Last post 23rd November 1987- 2 replies) and " Do you want to see a picture of my knob and a pre-pubescent girl?" (last post 3 seconds ago 10000000 replies)

IsaanAlex- I was in a restaurant last night with my wife and the waitress brought Coke instead of Pepsi so I said " Look you dumb bitch if you don't bring me what I ordered I'm going to SHOUT REALLY LOUDLY so everybody looks at me like I 'm crazy. Goddamn fucking Isaan peasants. When will they realise they're the untermensch and that white is right? Canada Uber Alles!!!!!!!!! Sieg Hiel! Sieg Hiel!

(All tongue in cheek folks!)

Unwell · 22nd January 2006, 08:43

snaff - BACK THE FUCK OFF COLUMBIA. I MEAN IT...

storekeeper - jeez you liberal idiots really are jerking each other off with this one. anyone stupid enough to believe that the war in iraq is not morally right, honourable and enjoyed by the iraqis themselves is a liberal, faggot, cum-wad who deserves to be taken down to my boat and repeatedly bum-raped.

dongintheklong · 22nd January 2006, 09:28

Unwell: you sad little man, fuck off back to twatsville.

Kenkanniff: Gotcha! Yeah, mate but what you don't know is what I know and all that. I guess you could call me a whiff and would be right but remember what it is I know and then that'll get you a visa.

Aging One: It's 5 pm and time for numerous Changs. Hope I don't pass out in my kid's dollhouse again.

Jonah!: Have you ever wondered how firewalls work? Basically, a firewall is a barrier to keep destructive forces away from your property. In fact, that's why its called a firewall. Its job is similar to a physical firewall that keeps a fire from spreading from one area to the next. As you read through this article, you will learn more about firewalls, how they work and what kinds of threats they can protect you from.

IsaanAlex: I don't judge people by the color of their skin,

but it's obvious blacks are inferior

because of the size of their brain and according to alot of statistics I have published by fascist law enforcement agencies

in Nova Scotia. And if you don't believe that blacks and ragheads travel in packs then take a look at www.ogrish.com and download lotsa tasty videos of gang rape and black-on-white attacks!

Kerux: If you don't believe me, then you should at least believe the Bible as proof for whatever we're arguing about...and I've forgotten, because this thread is over 100 pages long and I'm not going to give up...God's on my side!

Storekeeper: I never said Martians were crazy. I said they "seem" to have gotten crazier but I wouldn't know cause I'm in Japan. You got me on an alien cunnilinguist commie technicality, you liberal weenie. George W. Bush is THE MAN!

Esoteric1: T_Ferguson and I have figured out why things are the way they are in the world. There's a race of Giant Rats that live in our minds and control our behavior!

T_Ferguson: Just you all wait and see--the fairies, pixies, and black dogs will mutate into the leaders of this world in order to cause World War X. Mark my words!

keeshou · 22nd January 2006, 09:30

Captain Senseless - I'm saving all underage Jailbait from you old perverted bastards, so that I may redistribute their pictures at my leisure to prove my prowess. Anyone who doesn't see the logic in that has been overinfluenced by the American media machine, which is NOT run by an Australian (since changing his nationality meant an immediate mind format), Media Mogul.

Kerux - Evolution only makes sense if you ignore the fact that if God had intedended for us to come from apes, Eve would have eatten a banana.

columbia · 22nd January 2006, 09:53

That's the idea lads! Keep 'em coming.

Added after 10 minutes:

raphaela28- hey wow everythings great at my new school! the team are really young and enthusiastic. it's all hey wow great! The students are amazing! i'll take them under my wing and tell them all the great things to do in LOS. great wages, great weather, great people! I'm here till I die. Thank you Thailand!

added after 1 minute

I hate my job. Shit wages, shit weather, Thais are stupid. My friend says I can earn a million times more money being a refuse collector in Zambia. Fuck you all. I'm outta here.

added after 1 minute

Anyone seen my Prozac?

diaw · 22nd January 2006, 10:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by columbia

Diaw-
Due to my investigations into Dr. Martens Theory Of Quarxian Particle Accleration at Chula Uni Idiscovered by myself the very crux of the problem faced by the most brilliant minds in academia there (the janitor). To whit they'd forgotten to plug the computer in. Utilizing this new found concept I managed to travel back in time and space to Mukdahan where I found (to my amazement) that my wifes brother was in fact her husband. This brings a whole newequation to Professor Plums Theory Of Interfamily Relationships In The Korat Plateau, an area I will investigate in depth at my new seat of learning where they respect my opinions-Fun English Camp in Si Saket.

May you gain more strength in your right arm, 'my friend'...

I trust that you have found your Prozac by now?

LOL...

columbia · 22nd January 2006, 11:10

Sorry mate. I'm a practising sinistrad. Good to see you can take a joke mate. :smile:

BTW. It's Raphs Prozac. Not mine. See the thread title?

IsaanAlex · 22nd January 2006, 11:14

dongintheklong wrote:

Quote:

IsaanAlex: I don't judge people by the color of their skin, but it's obvious blacks are inferior because of the size of their brain and according to alot of statistics I have published by fascist law enforcement agencies in Nova Scotia. And if you don't believe that blacks and ragheads travel in packs then take a look at www.ogrish.com and download lotsa tasty videos of gang rape and black-on-white attacks!

columbia wrote:

Quote:

IsaanAlex- I was in a restaurant last night with my wife and the waitress brought Coke instead of Pepsi so I said " Look you dumb bitch if you don't bring me what I ordered I'm going to SHOUT REALLY LOUDLY so everybody looks at me like I 'm crazy. Goddamn fucking Isaan peasants. When will they realise they're the untermensch and that white is right? Canada Uber Alles!!!!!!!!! Sieg Hiel! Sieg Hiel!

So you were at the Lighthouse last night.

Hilarious thread....

IA

columbia · 22nd January 2006, 11:19

Lighthouse? Is that the one in Charoen Thanis car park?

diaw · 22nd January 2006, 11:22

Unwell:

Oh what a beautiful morning,
oh what a beautiful day,...

Today is the first day of the rest of your life...
Oh, the joys of life...

I will make a positive contribution to the lives of those around me today & will endeavour to post useful topics on Ajarn. Gone are the dark days of gloom & snide remarks. This is a glorious new day... Tra lala...

columbia · 22nd January 2006, 11:23

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Originally Posted by Unwell

snaff - BACK THE fruit OFF COLUMBIA. I MEAN IT... :winker:

I always wondered about Snaff and that one. I mean, is he going to go around every single person on the face of the earth asking them "Do you know a guy who posts on a Thai internet forum by the name of.............. and if so where can I find him?"

Distant1 · 22nd January 2006, 11:47

Quite an interesting thread. More please.

IsaanAlex · 22nd January 2006, 11:49

columbia wrote:

Quote:

Lighthouse? Is that the one in Charoen Thanis car park?

Yes. I knew it was you...

And I don't care what anyone says; there is a big difference between Coke and Pepsi.

IA

Unwell · 22nd January 2006, 12:57

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...gloom & snide remarks...

:sad:

really see me this way diaw? i think im quite a jolly poster!

diaw · 22nd January 2006, 13:03

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