I'm not sure if this has been done before so if so my apologies. The first person (in this case me) gives his or her subject for a top 5 best, worst, stupidest, funniest etc. and gives 1 choice. The next person gives their choice and so on then the 5th person gives their choice and chooses a new subject to continue for the next 5. Clear as mud I know but I'll give it a shot. (Of course comments and ridicule are welcome regarding peoples choices)
What's the best thing about living in LOS?
After much deliberation between the fact that 22 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small giving me plenty of wanking fodder and that I can buy pirated computer software for next to nothing the winner (IMHO) is
1) I can wear shorts and a t-shirt year round.
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Interior Minister of Thailand's son.
2. i can upset people by 'forgetting' thai social etiquette.
"...ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby?"
3. 22 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small.
Excuse me for not taking this seriously .....
4. shoes are only to be worn at work.
Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.
5. 19 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small.
nice to see a.f.s fucked it up already...scousers.
Unwell. Good one mate. I work part time in a college (1 morning a week) and the finance department were a bit slack delivering my cheque once so after I mentioned it 1 condescending cow phoned me and said I could collect it myself if I couldn't wait for it to be posted. I rolled up in at the finance office amongst all the old crows in their Thai silk dresses in a pair of shorts, flip flops and an old Nike t-shirt because I'd been swimming and the office manager said "Mai Suparp Ajarn" to me because of my attire. My reply? "I'm a busy man and you've got me here when I should be going home to shower and change for a meeting because you're late with my money so less of the Mai Suparp."
Farang Kee Nok they may think. I don't care. Where's my money.
we make excellent window cleaners. window cleaners, drug dealers, thieves.
5 things that drive you barmy
1. People who can't read a thread and follow simple rules
The worst job in Thailand must be the man who has to sit down with a blue marker pen and mark a number two on the two-baht coins to stop people thinking they are one-baht coins.
6. 19 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small and some of them sit on my face.
5 reasons not to marry a thai whore
1. They tell fibs
No you're right, I've fucked this one. I nearly murdered the kids today. All that shit about patience, etc. My nerves are frayed. What are the best 5 ways to relax?
Right on! Cheeky motherfruiterers ain't theyFarang Kee Nok they may think. I don't care. Where's my money.