5 of the best (or worst)

**columbia** · 3rd February 2006 13:26

I'm not sure if this has been done before so if so my apologies. The first person (in this case me) gives his or her subject for a top 5 best, worst, stupidest, funniest etc. and gives 1 choice. The next person gives their choice and so on then the 5th person gives their choice and chooses a new subject to continue for the next 5. Clear as mud I know but I'll give it a shot. (Of course comments and ridicule are welcome regarding peoples choices)

What's the best thing about living in LOS?

After much deliberation between the fact that 22 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small giving me plenty of wanking fodder and that I can buy pirated computer software for next to nothing the winner (IMHO) is

1) I can wear shorts and a t-shirt year round.

Next?

**Unwell** · 3rd February 2006 13:35

2. i can upset people by 'forgetting' thai social etiquette.

**defender** · 3rd February 2006 13:48

3. 22 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small.

**aging one** · 3rd February 2006 13:49

4. shoes are only to be worn at work.

**ajarn farang** · 3rd February 2006 13:51

5. 19 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small.

**Unwell** · 3rd February 2006 13:54

nice to see a.f.s fucked it up already...scousers.

:sad:

**columbia** · 3rd February 2006 13:54

Unwell. Good one mate. I work part time in a college (1 morning a week) and the finance department were a bit slack delivering my cheque once so after I mentioned it 1 condescending cow phoned me and said I could collect it myself if I couldn't wait for it to be posted. I rolled up in at the finance office amongst all the old crows in their Thai silk dresses in a pair of shorts, flip flops and an old Nike t-shirt because I'd been swimming and the office manager said "Mai Suparp Ajarn" to me because of my attire. My reply? "I'm a busy man and you've got me here when I should be going home to shower and change for a meeting because you're late with my money so less of the Mai Suparp."

Farang Kee Nok they may think. I don't care. Where's my money.

**defender** · 3rd February 2006 13:59

.................................bloody scousers!

**ajarn farang** · 3rd February 2006 14:00

we make excellent window cleaners. window cleaners, drug dealers, thieves.

**Bangkok Phil** · 3rd February 2006 14:03

5 things that drive you barmy

1. People who can't read a thread and follow simple rules

**hentaigaijin** · 3rd February 2006 14:04

6. 19 year old honeys have to wear school uniforms and in many cases buy the blouses 2 sizes too small and some of them sit on my face.

**ajarn farang** · 3rd February 2006 14:08

5 reasons not to marry a thai whore

1. They tell fibs

**Unwell** · 3rd February 2006 14:15

2. they be stank.

**ajarn farang** · 3rd February 2006 14:16

No you're right, I've fucked this one. I nearly murdered the kids today. All that shit about patience, etc. My nerves are frayed. What are the best 5 ways to relax?