Rabinowich works in the Kremlin. He sits on Spassky Tower and looks into the distance in order to signal when he sees the communist ideal approaching. Americans try to lure him to their side to help them predict when an economic crisis is coming. Rabinowich, however, refuses their offer, insisting, \"I need a permanent job.\" .
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I think it loses something in the translation. :sad: [/img]
2 gays at the bar
one says 'do you mind if I push your stool in?'
the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself
and the secret is.........................................it isn't there
grasshopper 2008
Four muslim brothers were riding a camel. One was sitting on the neck, one in front of the hump, one behind the hump and the last one dangling off the rump.
The one in front notices that the camel is crying and tells his brother behind him:
“Brother, the camel is crying.”
He, not wanting to bother, passes on the message to the brother behind the hump:
“Brother, the camel is crying.”
He’s not too interested either and, besides, who cares if the bloody camel is crying?, so he too passes it on:
“Brother, the camel is crying.”
The last brother, the one hanging on the rump, replies:
“I don’t give a good damn. Besides, if I pull my dick out I’m going to fall off.”
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Wherever I go.....the people there always complain....
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A horse walks into a Bar
The Bartender asks "Why the long face?"
My Behaviour is a function of my experience .
My Personality is a composite of my behaviour patterns,of my
traits,adjustments and the roles that I play.
I act accordingly to the way I see things
:-)
similarity between a woman and a condom
they're both either on yer dick or in yer wallet
the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself
and the secret is.........................................it isn't there
grasshopper 2008
A bowl of rice walks into the Bar
The Bar tender says " Sorry we don't serve food here"
My Behaviour is a function of my experience .
My Personality is a composite of my behaviour patterns,of my
traits,adjustments and the roles that I play.
I act accordingly to the way I see things
:-)
A unicorn walks into a bar and orders a pint of bitter. The barman pulls the drink and says "8 quid mate. If you don't mind me saying so, we don't get too many talking unicorns in here."
"I'm not surprised at these fucking prices" replies the unicorn.
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Interior Minister of Thailand's son.
guy limps into a pub looking dead sick, orders 3 double whiskies in a row and necks the lot - then says to the barman 'I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got.' 'Why what've you got?' asked the barman. The bloke said 'about 20 baht!'
the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself
and the secret is.........................................it isn't there
grasshopper 2008
A bloke walks into a club with a pair of jump leads around his neck. "I'll let you in" says the bouncer "But don't start anything."
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Interior Minister of Thailand's son.
Op- That's funny. Nothing like a good soviet joke.
How do you know that Jesus was Irish?
A: He was 33, hung around with the lads, and still thought his mother was a virgin.
I had a +1 howabout YOU?
A wino is walking near a river when he spies some people being baptised. Curious he walks up to the priest and asks what's happening.
"These people are looking for Jesus in their lives. Are you willing to find him too my son?"
"Sure!!" cries the wino and jumps straight in the river.
After a lot of floundering and splashing the wino drags himself to the river bank gasping for breath.
"Have you found Jesus my son?!!!!!!!!!!!" shouts the priest.
"No" says the wino "Are you sure this is where the cunt fell in?"
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Interior Minister of Thailand's son.
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Bloody Hell! It can't be that difficult!
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hehe...nice one grassy...Originally Posted by grasshopper
two nipples walk into a bar, 2 beers thanks, says one...barman says, I'm not serving you, you're off your tits.
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