I got kicked out of Centraal Station in Amsterdam for skinning up at 5am once.
I also got kicked out of a nature reserve near Skegness, when the hooligans I'd come down with nicked my car and started doing handbrake turns in the car park.
I got kicked out of my mates house when his step-dad caught us showing his 12 year old brother 18-rated movies (not porn!)
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Banned from the offshore chip shop on soi 23 and fiercly proud of it
taught them a lesson in customer service that day i did
Serial Wolf Bagger
Originally Posted by reinvented
"Customer Service". They had heard those words before had they?
I was banned from CVS convenient stores for shoplifting zippos.
I was kicked out of an MIT chemical lab for sneeking around and picking a lock.
Kicked out of a Harvard dorm after using a grappling hook to reach the roof where we emptied a keg meant for a graduation party.
Caught and my friend expelled from Quebec for doing graffitti in Montreal during the Jazz Fest. Dropped off on a railroad bridge and told to walk back.
Kicked out of the old Boston Garden countless times for sneaking in ticketless.
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Kicked out of a camp for smokin' sumpthin'. Had a "circle-sharing", I cried, was hugged, and summarily dismissed. Damn pseudo-hippies.
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Very good thread.
I have to think about this one.
I was banned from an Indian/Native American fireworks stand on a reservation when a drunk who was selling fireworks accussed me of stealing fireworks. But I wasn't.
Fookin' retards.
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
Benjamin Franklin
I'm not sure if I was kicked out of Taiwan or just politely asked to seek employment in another country. This was back in '92.
don't think i' ve been banned from anywhere.
exemplary citizen that i am...
oh, i got banned from a nightclub once for selling drugs. it was shit though so all good.
:smile:
"...ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby?"
No, never banned. I's a good 'un.
banging the gong...
Got banned from HMV for a bit 'cos I was associating with bad people and taking the piss out of the security guard.
Got banned for a year or so from the Rising Sun in Reading for smacking the landlady.
Got chucked out of the After Dark for skinning up in the bogs (and got it confiscated).
Got smacked in the face and chucked out of Frenchies (I think) for leaning over and pulling my own pint.
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
I'd have to thunk on it.
But I don't think so. :smile:
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such a chav...I was associating with bad people and taking the piss out of the security guard.
Tip of the iceberg
Actually my semi-chav mate was over a week or so ago.....charming!
Do you wear Biurberry baseball caps to work Ken?
Fuck yeah and loads of soverie/eigns and that
I'm pure fucking Class with a capital C!
And you???
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